Our schoolteachers always told us “Two heads are better than one”. I actually swore by this. Well, up until one year when the only conjoined twins at our school were yelled at viciously by a certain Physical Education Teacher. I witnessed it and it wasn’t pretty. His qualm? “There can NEVER be more than one person in the toilet cubicle at once. GET OUT!!!”
Two heads are better than one? Not in gym class.